Wondertime Adventuremoment

chocolatecoveredlies:

It seems like I was joking around, but with my bad mood, that other girl actually pissed me off.  ahah.

(Oh, and just an FYI, Mrs. Nye was the principal of mine and Holly’s elementary school).

whore.

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kingsize:

Tomorrow I will be posting a lot of new pictures of myself lol just testing my web cam out to see the picture quality and to find a new facebook picture

god you’re lame as all fuck.

abakkus:

kingsize:

What to do with all these jifs?

Can I have some? I need more reaction jifs.

spread.

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devonndearr:

beautifulsmilelovelystare:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What words do you see?

Us, leave, rage, men, past, secrets, sin, dreads, kiss, him, wisdom, alcohol, nude, dream, feel.

Odd collection of words.

Crush, man, fool, past, kick, live, none, made, maniac.

past, secret, made, malice, kick, rage, maniac, kiss, leave, fool, sin, arm, scum, naked, cut, deed, hate, none, suicide, bail, crush, read, dread.

well then.

passion, suicide, secret, dread, kiss, fool, flesh, nom, naked deed, meme, peep,cut, hate, chat, malice, past, made, the, see, crush, scum, tom, sea, door, alcohol, bail, wisdom, none, leave, man, dream, lid, read, present, ease, arm, maniac.

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i’ve heard that many times. but not from an assistant manager. yeah. wendy broke up w/ me. it stings a little, but i’ll be fine. being worthless is my specialty.

but i never remember to do one each day. soooooooooooo…

7:

see the thing i previously posted? that’s my life. best story ever. i love it. i also like owls but that has nothing to do w/ anything :<

8:

well i have a job now…soooo get paid a semi-large sum of money? also have a fantastic halloween wearing this

a derpy time shall be had by all. but uhh yeah. i actually hate goals. life is about surprises.

9:

welllllll i did say i got a mother fucking JOOB! sooo. yeah. i’m pretty sure i only got hired b/c i’m a girl, but that’s okay.

10:

matt & kim: daylight is pretty much a standard. i listen to it at least twice a day. i swear i get tears every time i hear it. i’m not much of a “mood listener” so i listen to anything pretty much whenever. i LOVE the dresden dolls, gogol bordello, dropkick murpheys, slow club, the dead milkmen, sublime, lady gaga, janis joplin & the hush sound. i have daily obsessions, but those are my permanent favourites. well some of my favourites. <3

11:

a severely old/derpy picture of my best friends leanne & mollie & i at an equally old/derpy bonfire. i miss those <3

12:

one word: abakkus.

13:

nah.

14:

i dont have any pictures of my family, actually. so here’s an excruciatingly old one of ozzy & i.

15.

moving pictures- never (footloose soundtrack)

little boots- ghost

frankie avalon- beauty school dropout (grease soundtrack)

the white stripes- we’re going to be friends

hevisaurus- Jurahevin kuninkaat

the hush sound- hospital bed crawl

amanda palmer- another year

me first and the gimme gimmes- natural women

janis joplin- mercedez benz

richard cheese- somebody told me

16:

derp.

17:

i’d get to be the coolest fucker in existence AND have a dick! success! :D

18:

plans/dreams/goals are stupid. however, i will continue being fabulous in both the near and far future <3

19:

my nicknames are generally additions to my real name (hollypop, hollyface, etc.) but i’m also called tyreese, derpy mcderpstein, dumblederp and other random oddities. i also answer to mollie only b/c that’s what you do when your best friend rhymes w/ yours.

20:

one day…she will see her destiny. lose that lame “author” man of hers…and find me. one day.

21:

:D

22:

well if you can’t figure that out, gtfo <3

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24:

dear parents,

CAR PLZ KTHXBAI

love,holly

25:

pink wallet (containing id, 3 dollars, cards for various stores & a couple pokemon cards [i like being poor and derpy]), black & white dickies pencil case (containing orange sapphire lotion, a mirror shaped like a cat, co bigelow tinted lip balm, lush whip stick, rose salve & hand sanitizer [i enjoy being both incredibly smooth AND 99% germ free]), 32gb itouch [ipad nano], green (ozzy-proof) skull candy earbuds), purple penguin change pouch (32 cents), half a pack of newport 100s, yellow lighter, big red gum, red pencil tube (containing 9 packets of tacobell fire sauce, 7 of chinese hot mustard, 3 of texas pete & 12 salt packets [i like my condoments]). YAY! :D

26:

i hate them. their very existence disgusts me. especially that gross girl, alison haney. ick. i totally wouldn’t have sex w/ her in the ball pit at chuck e cheese. ever.

27:

i thought it would get me more into tumblr. fail. but i will one day yet.

28:

i’ve had my ups & downs. i’d like to think i’m different, but i know i’m right where i’ve always been. kill me.

29:

everything works out.

30:

bitch i’m done. that’s who i am. done. good night, tumblr. i hope this spammed your dashboard well <3

this is pretty much so beautiful. yes.

ironman. mainly because i have a small obsession w/ tony stark. <3

i’ve been many interesting places. canada. guam. japan. all around the country too. however, i have no pictures of any of those. so here’s a picture of me derping on a fish in baltimore. in retrospect, i really wish i hadn’t. see my face? i thought it would be cute if i kissed it. it’s covered in SHARP ASS METAL FUCKING WIRE!!! yeah. i cut my face. & my arms. & my life.